The Double2013

Workers' Services Executive:
You don't exist anymore.

Simon:
Excuse me?

Workers' Services Executive:
You're no longer in the system.

Simon:
Well, just put me back in the system.

Workers' Services Executive:
I can't put you back in the system.

Simon:
Why?

Workers' Services Executive:
Because you don't exist. I can't put someone who doesn't exist in the system.

Simon:
But I used to be in the system.

Workers' Services Executive:
Not according to the system. In fact, according to the system, you've never existed.

Simon:
How reliable is the system?

Workers' Services Executive:
Hey, it's completely reliable.

Simon:
Yes, but I used to exist. I do exist! I'm standing in the this room, aren't I?

Workers' Services Executive:
And?

Simon:
So how do I get back in the system?

Workers' Services Executive:
You need a card.

Simon:
Right. So can I please get a new card?

Workers' Services Executive:
No.

Simon:
Why?

Workers' Services Executive:
Because you're not in the system.