The Ducksters1950

Daffy Duck:
Guess who Miss Shush is and I'll give you 26 million dollars and three cents.

Porky Pig:
W-w-well, now, I...

Daffy Duck:
Here's the clue. This is the sound of Miss Shush brushing her teeth on Wednesday. [plays record] Now who is Miss Shush?

Porky Pig:
L-L-Lauren Bacall?

Daffy Duck:
Oh, I'm sorry. But don't be discouraged. Miss Shush is right here in this studio, and I'm going to let you meet her. The famous movie star, Miss Shush! [Opens dressing room door]

Porky Pig:
Oh b-b-boy! I-I'll add to my autograph collection. [Enters]

Daffy Duck:
Miss Shush is in there, all right, but what I didn't tell him was that Miss Shush is really Mamie, the 600-pound gorilla, who appears in Obnoxious Pictures' "Jungle Jitters." [Offstage growls and thrashing sounds] Next contestant, please.