The Easter Bunny Is Comin' to Town1977

Child:
What came first, Mr. Kluger: the chicken or the egg?

S.D. Kluger:
Girls, if you please.

Chicken #1:
Really? What a question to ask us!

Chicken #2:
I mean, did you ever!

[chuckles]

Chicken #3:
Let's tell it like it was, girls.

Chicken #1, Chicken #2, Chicken #3:
[singing] What came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What a silly riddle! / Just like asking who came first: / The pussycat or the fiddle.

Chicken #2:
The chicken was first, that we can prove / With a little Bible lesson: / When Noah took the animals on the ark, / That sure fixed the progression!

Chicken #1, Chicken #2, Chicken #3:
How 'bout what came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What's there to agree on? / Just like asking who came first: / The fountain or Ponce de Le?n.

Chicken #2:
There was no egg aboard that ark, / Just a Mr. and Mrs. Chicken! / When the water dried out, they hatched an egg, / That should make the plot unthicken.

Chicken #1, Chicken #2, Chicken #3:
How 'bout what came first, / The chicken or the egg? / What a crazy query! / Just like asking who came first: / The cow or Mrs. O'Leary. / Yeah! / What came first, / The chicken or the egg? / Now it's not a mystery:

Chicken #1:
The chicken was first...

Chicken #3:
The egg was last.

Chicken #1, Chicken #2, Chicken #3:
And that's writ down in history!