The Expendables 22012

Toll Road:
[eating some bad food] Oh. This tastes like sh*t.

[to Caesar]

Toll Road:
How's yours?

Hale Caesar:
Can't complain about rigatoni. Plan ahead, fellas. That's all I have to say. Y'all, what if you knew you were going to die tomorrow? What would your last meal be? One choice.

Toll Road:
One choice?

Hale Caesar:
It'd probably be cereal for you, huh?

Toll Road:
What the hell's wrong with cereal?

Gunner Jensen:
It's clich?.

Hale Caesar:
You gotta be original. You know, if you were an original, broad-thinking man, you'd probably come up with some special cereal, like Earios. You know, just like your ear. You know, pour milk on them suckers, they just lay there and you don't hear sh*t.

Toll Road:
For the record, my hearing is 20/20.

Hale Caesar:
Barney?

Barney Ross:
Donuts and most food that kills ya.

Hale Caesar:
That's deep, man.

Barney Ross:
[chuckles] You think so?

Hale Caesar:
Maggie?

Maggie:
Crispy aromatic duck with plum sauce. Very sexy.

[short pause]

Maggie:
But I like Italian, too.

Hale Caesar:
I'm starting to think Italian's overrated.

[everyone laughs]

Gunner Jensen:
Hey. What about me? My favorite Swedish dinner would be, baby seal, and whale ass, in the summer.

[to Maggie]

Gunner Jensen:
But I'd really die for some Chinese.

Barney Ross:
Then you're gonna starve to death.

[everyone laughs]