The Faculty1998

Zeke:
Not today. It's too damn hot, and I got zero f***ing tolerance.

Miss Burke:
Eat me, you a**hole! I'm the one with no tolerance, you pathetic little runt!

Student:
Ouch! Come back.

Zeke:
[sarcastic] What are you going to do? Are you going to call my mother?

Miss Burke:
And how am I going to do that, little Zekey boy? Do you even know where she is? Europe? Sri Lanka? Japan? I wonder what remote location she went to this week... to hide from her great, big bastard mistake. I've taken your sh*t for TOO F***ING LONG you dickless, drug-induced excuse for a human being!

Zeke:
Whoa... woman. What are you on?

Miss Burke:
"Woman"? Did you just say "woman"? I'm sick of you, little boy! And if I have to see you peddling your little "Wonder Dust" again, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll be sucking my toes 'till graduation!

[exits]

Zeke:
[to himself] Whoa! She got some bad sh*t!