The Fan1996

Gil Renard:
You sure I can't interest you in any of this?

Jefferson Sporting Goods Clerk:
You got any kayaks?

Gil Renard:
You gotta be outta' your f***in' mind, "kayaks"?

Jefferson Sporting Goods Clerk:
I could use kayaks.

Gil Renard:
Stanley, what the f*** do kayaks have to do with knives?

Jefferson Sporting Goods Clerk:
Never mind.

Gil Renard:
You f***in' a**hole, "kayaks" you're asking me about, when I'm asking you about knives?

Jefferson Sporting Goods Clerk:
Yeah. Ok, I understand, sir. Thank you for coming in.

Gil Renard:
How about you take some kayaks and stick 'em up your f***in' ass, ya moron.