The Fight for the Fox Box2003

Michaelangelo:
[In the Turtles' lair on a Saturday morning, two of them fight. Mikey stands in front of their TV wall with a remote control, smiling] Oh yes! Saturday morning toon time! This is what life's all about! [he turns on the TVs; there is nothing but snow] Hey! What gives? This isn't Ultimate Muscle! I want my Ultimate Muscle! Donny! The cable's on the blink again!

Donatello:
[Donatello sits down at his computer workstation, he brings up scientific-looking readouts on the screens] According to this, our cable's functioning perfectly!

Michaelangelo:
You don't think the Fox Box has been... pre-empted, do ya?

Raphael:
[smashes a sai into one of the television sets] If I miss this week's "Kirby", heads are gonna roll!

Leonardo:
Donny, see what else you can find out. Maybe there's something we can do to help.

Raphael:
Yeah? Well hurry it up! 'Cuz I also wanted to catch the Fox Box premiere of "Shaman King"!

Leonardo:
Shaman King?

Raphael:
You gotta see this, Leo, it's awesome! Mikey! Run the Shaman King promo we taped! [Mikey puts a DVD in the system and the Shaman King promo starts]