The Five-Year Engagement2012

Tom Solomon:
I think I understand why I have communication issues. Mom, maybe you should slow down on the Bloody Mary's. You don't need any more.

Carol Solomon:
Oh?

Pete Solomon:
Let her have it.

Carol Solomon:
You're going to tell me what to do? No. I am going to ask you again. What are you doing with Violet? You're being dumb! You are being so f***ing dumb, you idiot. You love Violet. I love Violet. Your father loves Violet and you're letting her go. F*** you, you dummy.

Tom Solomon:
Wow. [laughs] Since when do you talk like this?

Carol Solomon:
It's not funny, Tom.

Tom Solomon:
Okay, fine.

Carol Solomon:
What are you doing?

Tom Solomon:
We're not 100% right for each other so there's nothing to be said.

Carol Solomon:
I've got news for you, moron. Your father and I, we're not even 90% right for each other. Not even 60, but he's the love of my life. And right now the love of your life is going to fly away and somewhere in the back of your mind you're thinking that she'll always be there if you want to try again. But you know what, she won't because she's the goddamn best. And some lucky guy is going to make it work with her no matter what instead of settling for some 23-year old airhead who probably doesn't know who the f***ing Beatles are.

Pete Solomon:
Had to be said.