The Four Seasons1981

Nick:
Are you upset with me for some reason?

Jack:
I just feel really let down by you. I happen to know that you betrayed your wife dozens of times.

Nick:
[pauses to think] Okay, if I did, that's what I did to her. What did I do to you?

Jack:
You didn't tell either of us.

Nick:
What, every time I have an affair with a hat-check girl, I have to run and tell you?

Jack:
That's who you were having affairs with? Hat-check girls?

Nick:
No! They were all top professionals in their fields. I can't tell you all their names, but two of them were Margaret Thatcher and Indira Gandhi.

Jack:
When you're ready to talk intelligently, then we'll talk. Until then, forget it.