The Friend Zone2012

Gina:
[Cheerful voice] Online dating! We'll do online dating, all three of us!

Kevin:
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. You do relize that mos of the people that do this whole online dating thing are bat-sh*t cray, right?

Wendy:
Oh my God. Some girl left a voice mail on his phone saying the movers are drooping off her stuff on Monday at 9 A.M... He's moving in another girl and I just moved out. How ridiculous is this?

Kevin:
It's about as ridiculous as the fact that your still checking his voicemail.

Wendy:
Do you think he's sleeping with her? [Kevin mouths the words "Oh yeah"]

Gina:
OK, stop. You guys need to get over yourselves. Kevin, you have an almost expired box of condoms in your drawer, and Wendy, you spend 10 years of your life in love with a total dick weed. It's tie to move forward. Not backwards. [Wendy is looking at her phone, and Gina snatches it away from her]

Wendy:
Hey! What are you doing?

Gina:
Deleting his number from your phone. It's time all three of us get back in the dating scene. Don't go anywhere.

Kevin:
Hey, what are you doing? And stay out of my sock drawer.

Gina:
I'm getting my laptop. All three of us are gonna create online dating profiles! Tonight! [Gina claps happily] I'm so excited!

Kevin:
[Nervously] Hey... hehe.

Wendy:
Well, at least I still have access to his Facebook, so I'll be OK. [Kevin gives Wendy a weird look]