The Friend Zone2012

Gina:
Kevin Anderson. So, you think you can pull a fast one on your best friend huh? Well, you are sadly mistaken.

Kevin:
How long did it take you to figure it out?

Gina:
About... 2 seconds.

Kevin:
God that's pathetic. Am I really that obvious?

Gina:
Why would you even do it to begin with?

Kevin:
Well, because, I uh, name one girl that would find me attractive in a sea of dudes with six-packs. I've got more uh, like a keg.

Gina:
So you just pulled your entire profile off the site?

Kevin:
Wait, what?

Gina:
I checked your username last night. [Makes quotation marks with two fingers on each hand] Sir Awesomeness. Nothing showed up. Did you cancel it? That's like $30.00 just flushed down the toilet.

Kevin:
Alright, well...

Gina:
[Gina cuts Kevin off] It's OK. I understand. Virtual dating isn't for everyone. But for what's worth, I think a lot of girls would have thought you were pretty cute.

Kevin:
Oh yeah, hmm, with this face.

Gina:
Yeah, with that face. [Gina giggles]