The Friend Zone2012

Kevin:
I never meant to hurt you. That's not what all this is about at all.

Gina:
[Coldly] You are *nothing* more then a lying sack of sh*t.

[Gina tosses a glass of water on Kevin]

Kevin:
[Narrating] That was the moment I realized, I had never been more in love, with Gina French.

[the image freezes and Kevin comes on screen and continues narrating]

Kevin:
OK, So it exactly wasn't a highlight in my relationship with Gina, But, you know, for a while there, the two of us had a pretty good thing going. We'd spend Friday nights at home, hanging on the couch, watching TV. we used to play together like five year olds. We took care of each other like family. She knew how to make me laugh. And I was there when she needed to cry. Gina was the girl in my life. I was the guy in hers. Everything was perfect between us. Except for one very, very important thing: out sex life. What was wrong with it you ask? Well how about the fact that we didn't have one. That's right, like so many foolish guys before me I had fallen into the friend zone early on. I meant I spent five years of my life doing everything a boyfriend would do, without the benefits of actually being a boyfriend. And when it came time for Gina and I to evolve, it nearly cost us our entire relationship.

[Kevin walks over to the screen frozen version of himself with water being splashed on]

Kevin:
Case in point.

[Kevin walks over to the screen frozen Gina]

Kevin:
But to understand how we got to this point, we have to go back in time a few weeks.