The Full Monty1997

Dave:
[When presented with the first images of "Flashdance"] Hey, what's this? I didn't go on the nick in Asda for some chuffin' women's DYI video!

Gaz:
It's "Flashdance", Dave. She's a welder, isn't she!

Dave:
A welder? Well, I hope she dances better than she welds! I mean, look at that - her mix is all to cock!

Dave:
Shut up, Dave. What the f*** do you know about welding, anyway?

Dave:
More than some chuffin' woman! Arh, it's like Bonfire Night! That's too much acetylene, is that! Them joints will hold f*** all!

Gerald:
Arh, for Christ's sake, Dave. We're looking for dancing, aren't we!

Gaz:
He's got the hump about Asda!