The General's Daughter1999

[Brenner thanks Elisabeth Campbell by giving her a basket of bath products]

Capt. Elisabeth Campbell:
Uh, don't tell me - You need your oil changed.

Brenner:
Nope. This is a token of my appreciation.

Capt. Elisabeth Campbell:
[Brenner drops a basket on Capt. Campbell's desk] These are strange chocolates.

Brenner:
Bath products. Bath products.

Capt. Elisabeth Campbell:
Bath products?

Brenner:
Mm-hmm.

Capt. Elisabeth Campbell:
Can I take a hint?

Brenner:
No, of course not. Just bath products. Everybody likes bath products.

Capt. Elisabeth Campbell:
Do you?

Brenner:
Yes, I do.

Capt. Elisabeth Campbell:
Really? Tell me what you like about bath products.

Brenner:
I - I like the pink soaps, and I like the skin softener, and I like the bath beads. I particularly like the bath beads. Sometimes I draw a tub, and I fill that tub with skin softeners and bath beads, and I light a few candles, I put on a little Coltrane, and I just soak my troubles away.

Capt. Elisabeth Campbell:
Very good, First Sergeant. I levied a none-too-subtle accusation of sexism at you, and you took it three times around the dance floor.

Brenner:
Not really. I just dig bath beads.