The God Who Wasn't There2005

[During the final credits]

Narrator:
All right, let me give you a scenario.

Richard Carrier:
Okay.

Narrator:
You're dead. Uh, I hope of old age.

Richard Carrier:
Right.

Narrator:
I'm not talking about the Holy Jesus Lamb versus the beefsteak war. Let's just say, this is, this time, it's old age.

Richard Carrier:
[laughing] Right, sure, sure.

Narrator:
And you find yourself in Hell, and you're being roasted on a pit, and every hour, on the hour, you have to suck Satan's greasy cock or whatever they make you do down there. I hear it's really bad.

Richard Carrier:
[laughs] Yeah, right.

Narrator:
Don't you wish you would have believed? It would have been so easy, just to believe.

Richard Carrier:
Well, no, because it wouldn't really be any better. If I had to sit in Heaven forever, knowing that there are these people - millions and millions, probably billions of people - suffering these eternal horrible torments, and there was nothing I could ever do for them... that, to me, would be Hell.