The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

     

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard2009

Genre: Comedy
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard is a 2009 American comedy film directed by Neal Brennan, produced by Adam McKay, Will Ferrell, Kevin Messick and Chris Henchy, written by Andy Stock and Rick Stempson and starring Jeremy Piven, Ving Rhames, James Brol… more »


Teddy Dang:
Mr. Selleck, I think i made a sale.

Ben Selleck:
Terrific, good job Teddy!

Teddy Dang:
And he wants to pay in cash, non sequential unmarked bills, neatly packed in this canvas bag.

Ben Selleck:
well thats a bank bag Teddy... [bag full of blue dye packs explodes in Teddy's face, customer speeds away]

Teddy Dang:
Ah! My eyes, My eyes! My Lasik!

Ben Selleck:
Awe sh*t somebody call the cops.

Teddy Dang:
It Burns!

Ben Selleck:
Teddy go flush your eyes out.

Teddy Dang:
I feel like a smurf just jizzed in my face!

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