The Great Muppet Caper

The Great Muppet Caper1981

Stars: Jim Henson, Frank Oz, Dave Goelz, Jerry Nelson
Genre: Adventure, Comedy, Crime
Rating: G
Runtime: 97 minutes

The Great Muppet Caper is a 1981 mystery musical comedy film directed by Jim Henson, marking his feature directorial debut. The film is about the Muppets who must travel to London to stop a jewel heist. It is the second of a series of live-action mu… more »



News Editor:
Did you read these headlines? Huh?

[reads newspaper]

News Editor:
"JEWEL HEIST ON MAIN STREET!" And it's nice bold print, isn't it?

Kermit:
Yes, it's very easy to read.

News Editor:
Shut up now.

Kermit:
[sheepish] Sorry.

News Editor:
"Lady Holiday's Jewels Stolen," that's what it says in The Times. And here's The Herald, "Fashion Queen Of London Robbed." And last, but not least

[chuckles]

News Editor:
here's our cute little banner story, "Identical Twins Join The Chronicle Staff." Now I ask you, which would you buy?

Fozzie:
I read the one that has "Dear Abby".

News Editor:
OH!

[News Editor pounds fist into desk in frustration, causing Gonzo to jump with fright up to a light fixture]

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