The Guardian2006/I

[Hodge drunkenly repeats Captain Larson's speech, trying to hit on the female bartender]

Billy Hodge:
We go to "A" School, which is the most difficult school in the military. The attrition rate's like... what is it, 50 percent?

Jake Fischer:
50 percent.

Billy Hodge:
Over 50 percent. We're still here. Cause we're the best of the best. When storms shut down entire ports, you know who goes out? Uh, we do. When hurricanes ground the US Navy, these little guys over there, guess who goes out? That's right, we do!

Bartender:
Look honey, you'd better keep it down in here.

Billy Hodge:
Okay, honey.

[to Jake]

Billy Hodge:
She called me 'honey'!

[to the bartender]

Billy Hodge:
Okay, honey! But when God himself reaches down from heaven... What does he do, Jake?

Jake Fischer:
[trying not to laugh] Rips houses off the foundations.

Billy Hodge:
When God himself rips houses off the foundations, we go out! Because we are rescue swimmers, and that's what we do.