The Hammer2007

Jerry Ferro:
What are you building?

Woman Who Argues With Jerry:
Storage shed.

Jerry Ferro:
What are you siding it with?

Woman Who Argues With Jerry:
T-111.

Jerry Ferro:
...You gotta be careful with that T-111. You wanna get the margins right, you know. They have a T&G joint. Wanna get it just right.

Woman Who Argues With Jerry:
If by T&G you mean tongue and groove, you're wrong. The T-111 has a shiplap seam.

Jerry Ferro:
I'm pretty sure it's T&G. I've worked with it a lot.

Woman Who Argues With Jerry:
No. No. It's shiplap.

Jerry Ferro:
Well, let's talk foundation bolting. What are you holding the bottom plate down to the slab with.

Woman Who Argues With Jerry:
Redheads.

Jerry Ferro:
Oh, you're going with wedge anchors. Yeah, I'd go with J bolts. I'd put 'em in when the slab was wet. That way, I wouldn't have to bust out the roto hammer.

Woman Who Argues With Jerry:
Well, if I was going with a footing, I'd use the J bolts but we have a 4-inch slab, so...

Jerry Ferro:
[arrogantly] Cut corners, people get hurt.

Woman Who Argues With Jerry:
It's a tool shed. It's not an underground parking structure.

Jerry Ferro:
[mock outrage] Okay. We're in earthquake country. I don't know if you heard.

Woman Who Argues With Jerry:
So what you building...

Jerry Ferro:
...I'm building a deck for my lady...

Woman Who Argues With Jerry:
What you screwing it off with, deckers?

Jerry Ferro:
No, using 16-penny galvanized common heads.

Woman Who Argues With Jerry:
Oh, you get a hell of a lot more grab with a core-stripped bugle head zinc drywall screw.

Jerry Ferro:
I hit.690 in the Van Nuys Unlimited Arc League.

Woman Who Argues With Jerry:
All-American, Arizona state.

Jerry Ferro:
Ozzie!

Oswaldo Sanchez:
Yeah?

Jerry Ferro:
[Quietly] Let's get those uh... Let's get those drywall screws.