The Happiest Millionaire1967

[looking at the alligator bite on Mr. Biddle's finger]

Miss Cordelia Biddle:
What were you doing shaving at this hour of the day?

Anthony J. Drexel Biddle:
I haven't been shaving! And since when do I shave my finger?

Miss Cordelia Biddle:
Well, you don't shave your ear either, but last week you cut it.

Anthony J. Drexel Biddle:
That's different, the ear is in the general vicinity of the face!

Miss Cordelia Biddle:
Well, so's the finger when you're shaving!

Anthony J. Drexel Biddle:
It's a *bite*, blast it!

Miss Cordelia Biddle:
No!

Anthony J. Drexel Biddle:
Yes!

Miss Cordelia Biddle:
Who?

Anthony J. Drexel Biddle:
George! Turned on me just like that, after all these years!