The Happy Time1952

Robert 'Bibi' Bonnard:
Your trip, Uncle Desmond-were there many adventures?

Uncle Desmond Bonnard:
Well, you know, Bibi: where Desmond's horses trot, no grass will grow.

Jacques Bonnard:
What are you doing in Ottawa? Have you lost your job?

Uncle Desmond Bonnard:
No, the sales manager lost his. Bibi, bring us some glasses.

Jacques Bonnard:
What do you mean?

Uncle Desmond Bonnard:
He's dead. He has unscrewed his billiard table. So the office sent for me.

Jacques Bonnard:
To offer you the job?

Uncle Desmond Bonnard:
Well, an office, a desk, a secretary...

Jacques Bonnard:
And you said yes!

Uncle Desmond Bonnard:
No, I said no.

Jacques Bonnard:
You said no? Why?

Uncle Desmond Bonnard:
You should see the secretary.