The Heartbreak Kid2007

10 Year Old Girl:
Are you like a widow or something?

Eddie Cantrow:
Yeah, I'm a widow. Yeah.

10 Year Old Girl:
Sorry.

12 Year Old Twin:
He's full of it. He's gay.

Eddie Cantrow:
No. I'm not gay.

12 Year Old Twin:
Let's play 5 in 5 then.

Eddie Cantrow:
What is that?

12 Year Old Twin:
It's where I ask you 5 questions in 5 seconds. If you're telling the truth, then you shouldn't have to think.

Eddie Cantrow:
[shrugs] Yeah, I don't wanna play your game, sorry.

12 Year Old Twin:
Quick - how'd your wife die?

Eddie Cantrow:
Murdered.

12 Year Old Twin:
How?

Eddie Cantrow:
Icepick.

12 Year Old Twin:
They get the guy?

Eddie Cantrow:
Yeah.

12 Year Old Twin:
What was his name?

Eddie Cantrow:
Ronald.

12 Year Old Twin:
Brad Pitt. Russell Crowe. Who's hotter?

Eddie Cantrow:
Brad Pitt.

12 Year Old Twin, 12 Year Old Twin:
[point and laugh victoriously]

Eddie Cantrow:
No no, no, I thought you meant who's hotter career-wise...