The Hill1965

M.O.:
Any serious illnesses?

Trooper Joe Roberts:
Do you mean recently, sir?

M.O.:
Anytime.

Trooper Joe Roberts:
Smoker's cough.

M.O.:
Drop your trousers. [after giving him a visual examination] Anything else?

Trooper Joe Roberts:
Like what?

M.O.:
Any recent incapacities?

Trooper Joe Roberts:
Well, I wouldn't brag about it if I had, sir.

M.O.:
Roberts, in this place it pays to give a straight answer to a simple question. Try learning that golden rule. Turn around. [Roberts complies] Right. Get dressed.

Trooper Joe Roberts:
Then I'm fit, sir?

M.O.:
Yes.

Trooper Joe Roberts:
Where are you sending me? To a stud farm?

M.O.:
Roberts, I give you one week. Just one week. Now get out!