Bolt2008

Almond:
So, the dog thinks this is all real?

California:
Oh, yeah, you're new. Guy, never leaves the set. It's unbelievable. Whenever I get the chance, this is the perfect way to unwind.

[Calfornia hops onto the bumper of the trailer, then climbs onto its roof; Almond does the same]

California:
I like to start with an evil laugh. [he laughs]

Bolt:
[gets up and looks up at the cats] Hello, hairballs.

California:
You may have won today, Bolt, but in the end, we will get your little Penny.

Bolt:
Not likely, cat, for you've chosen to follow the path of evil. Ultimately I'll destroy you, along with your fiendish puppet-master!

Almond:
[in awe] Wow!

California:
I know, right? Okay, watch this. [in a louder evil voice] She's a goner, dog. The green-eyed man has a plan, and soon, he will execute it!

Almond:
[laughs] Yeah, and then, he will execute... her! [chuckles]

California:
[turns to Almond] Nice.

Bolt:
I would super-bark you both back into the hole you crawled out of, but I need you alive, because I've got a little message for you to take back to your green-eyed man. You tell him his old friend Bolt said that-

California:
Is it long?

Bolt:
[bewildered] I-Is what long?

California:
The message? Is it-is it long message? Because I have a horrible memory.

Bolt:
Yeah, I'll make it brief, alright? You tell him I said I'm gonna-

California:
You know what? Why don't we do this; [to Almond] You remember the first half of the message, and then I'll remember the second, and then we can pass it on to the green-eyed man together.

Bolt:
Oh, I don't care how the message is translated, alright?! Just do it, okay?! You tell the green-eyed man that I will not sleep, I will not rest, until my Penny is safe from his evil clutches. You tell the green-eyed man that--

California:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Way too many words. I was like "What?" and then I was like "Huh?" and then, uh, I got a little bored. Something about clutches? Anyway, I'll do my best. Ciao! [jumps off the trailer]

Almond:
By the way, huge fan, love it, love you, gotta go. Thank you.