The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey2012

Balin:
It's just the usual; summary of out-of-pocket expenses, time required, remuneration, funeral arrangements, so forth.

Bilbo Baggins:
Funeral arrangements?

[reads contract]

Bilbo Baggins:
Oh, up to but not exceeding one fourteenth total profit if any. Seems fair. Present company shall not be liable for injuries including but not limited to laceration, evisceration... incineration?

Bofur:
Oh, aye. He'll melt the flesh off your bones in the blink of an eye.

Balin:
You all right, laddie?

Bilbo Baggins:
Yeah, I'll be. Feel a bit faint

Bofur:
Think furnace, with wings.

Bilbo Baggins:
Yeah, I-I-I need air

Bofur:
Flash of light, searing pain, then poof, you're nothing more than a pile of ash.

Bilbo Baggins:
[long pause] Nope.

[faints]

Gandalf:
Very helpful, Bofur.