The Hollywood Knights

The Hollywood Knights1980

Stars: Julius Averitt, Steve Ballard, Phil Berle, Mike Binder
Genre: Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 91 minutes

The Hollywood Knights is a 1980 American comedy film written and directed by Floyd Mutrux depicting the crass and mischievous antics and practical jokes of the remaining members of a 1950s-era car club turned social fraternity in and around Beverly … more »



[Dudley is calling his mother from Tubby's]

Dudley:
Mother?

Dudley's Mother:
Dudley?

Dudley:
Mother, I am calling you to tell you I will be out rather late tonight. In point of fact, I might not be in at all.

Dudley's Mother:
You're not in bed, dear?

Dudley:
Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.

Dudley's Mother:
You're going to be late, dear?

Dudley:
Not late, mother, laid; the past participle of the verb 'to lay'. Mother, I am going to screw someone.

Dudley's Mother:
Oh! [faints]

Dudley:
Now, I just have to figure out how.

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