The Homecoming1973

Sam:
You go and ask my customers! I'm the only one they ever ask for.

Max:
What do the other drivers do, sleep all day?

Sam:
I can only drive one car. They can't all have me at the same time.

Max:
Anyone could have you at the same time. You'd bend over for half a dollar on Blackfriars Bridge.

Sam:
Me!

Max:
For two bob and a toffee apple.

Sam:
He's insulting me. He's insulting his brother. I'm driving a man to Hampton Court at four forty-five.