The Honey-Mousers1956

[Ralph and Morton load food onto the "Trojan Dog"]

Ralph Crumden:
All right, Morton. Get with it. One sardines.

Ned Morton:
One sardines.

Ralph Crumden:
One ice cream.

Ned Morton:
One ice cream. Fish ? la mode.

Ralph Crumden:
Where's them olives, Morton?

Ned Morton:
Here's a pimento as a memento.

Ralph Crumden:
Oh, great. I'll press it in a book. [Meanwhile, the cat sneaks into the dog] Pickles and rice.

Ned Morton:
Pickles and rice, all very nice! Voo-voo-voo-voom! Heh-hey!

Ralph Crumden:
Okay, Morton. We've got enough chow for a week. Well, we've better get going. [They get inside] Contact!

Ned Morton:
Contact! [Cat growls] Hey, Ralph. We've got company.

[the cat starts thrashing them inside the Trojan Dog]