The Honeymooners2005

Alice Kramden:
Hi, how can I help you today?

William Davis:
Yes, uh, Alice, I would like an egg-white omelette, and if I could get a clean glass of water.

Alice Kramden:
Well, precious, we don't separate our eggs here and that's about as clean as it's gonna get.

William Davis:
Well, what do you have that's similar to an egg-white omelette?

Alice Kramden:
Eggs.

William Davis:
Well then, by all means why don't you just bring me whatevers convenient for you.

Trixie Norton:
Do I need to take of my heels?

Alice Kramden:
No, no. Not yet.

William Davis:
I've angered you, I'm sorry. It happens alot.

Alice Kramden:
Oh, hi Miss Benvenuti. How are you?

Miss Benvenuti:
I'm fine. Hi Trixie.

William Davis:
Ah, Miss Benvenuti, what a pleasure. Please [gestures for her to sit]

Miss Benvenuti:
If you'd just buy my house, that will be pleasure enough.

Alice Kramden:
Oh, Miss Benvenuti, you're selling that cute little duplex over on Hart Street?

Miss Benvenuti:
Yes, I can't take the winters anymore. Mr. Davis here and his company are thinking of buying the house.

William Davis:
Yes, we are. So if you girls could just go and cook something...

Trixie Norton:
Ignoring you!

Alice Kramden:
Yeah, I wish we would've known because we've been looking to buy a duplex for years.

William Davis:
Well, I'm sorry, but my company's already buying this one.

Trixie Norton:
Yes, well, we're not a company or anything, but we would like a nice place to move into with our husbands, have a few little babies, a little Trixie.

Alice Kramden:
But everything's so expensive nowadays!

William Davis:
Yes, it is. Kinda wishing you hadn't dropped out of high school right about now, huh?

Alice Kramden:
*Still* ignoring you! So Miss Benvenuti, how much are you asking for the duplex?