The Boondock Saints1999

Yakavetta:
I'm having a shitty day. I'm depressed. Tell me a funny joke.

Rocco:
Now? A joke? Uh … um, uh … a joke. Yeah, all right. Um … there's these, uh, three guys, uh … a-a-a-a spic, a-a-a-a white guy and a black guy.

Yakavetta:
N*gger.

Rocco:
Yeah, n-n… yeah. And-and they walk along the beach, they see this pot, they rub it, genie comes out. Genie says, you know, "You wish for anything you want." So, he asks, uh-uh, Mexican what-what he wants, and he goes, uh, uh, "I want, uh, all my people in America to be happy and free and in Mexico." And so, genie - poof! And all the spics are in Mexico. And then he asks the black guy …

Vincenzo Lipazzi:
N*gger.

Rocco:
Yeah, that's what I said. Goes to the, uh-uh, n*gger, says, uh, "What do you want?" And he goes, um, uh, "I want all my African - my n*gger brothers in America to be back in Africa, and-and happy and everything." You know? So, genie goes poof! And, um, all the n*ggers in America are in Africa. And, uh, uh, uh, this is go - I'm not funny today. I-I know. I'm havin' a hard day. I-I-I - this joke sucks. It's-it's-it's a stupid joke.

Yakavetta:
Continue the joke.

Rocco:
So the genie says to the white guy, uh, um, "What's your one wish?" And the white guy goes, "You mean to tell me all the n*ggers and spics are out of America?" Genie goes, "Yeah." He says, "Well, um, I'll have a Coke, then."

[After a long pause followed by much laughter]

Yakavetta:
Tell me one more.

Rocco:
What?