The Hunting Party2007

Indian Officer:
War criminals? Believe it or not, we don't even have a copy of the complete indictment list.

Duck:
You don't?

Indian Officer:
[hopefully] No. Do you have a copy? I could always Xerox it. Miriam, is the copier working again?

Duck:
Look, word has it there's a bunch of them living right here in Foca.

Indian Officer:
Could be. Unfortunately, we're here to reform the police force, not hunt for war criminals.

Duck:
But it wouldn't be much hunting. I mean, most of them are listed right in the phone book.

Indian Officer:
As I said, we're not authorized to arrest war criminals.

Duck:
You *are* the international police, right?

Indian Officer:
Yes. Under the flag of the United Nations.

Benjamin:
I thought the U.N. *was* looking for war criminals.

Indian Officer:
We are. Aggressively. There's a five million dollar reward, you know?

Benjamin:
But you said you don't have an indictment list.

Indian Officer:
We don't! Donut?