The Breakfast Club1985

Andrew Clark:
Look, you guys keep up your talking and Vernon's gonna come right in here. I got a meet this Saturday and I'm not gonna miss it on account of you boneheads.

John Bender:
Oh and wouldn't that be a bite, huh? Missing a whole wrestling meet!

Andrew Clark:
Well you wouldn't know anything about it, f*ggot! You never competed in your whole life!

John Bender:
Oh, I know. I feel all empty inside because of it. I have such a deep admiration for guys that roll around on the floor with other guys.

Andrew Clark:
Ahhh, you'd never make it. You don't have any goals.

John Bender:
Oh, but I do!

Andrew Clark:
Yeah?

John Bender:
I wanna be just--like--you. I figure all I need's a lobotomy and some tights!

Brian Johnson:
You wear tights?

Andrew Clark:
No, I don't wear tights. I wear the required uniform.

Brian Johnson:
Tights.

Andrew Clark:
Shut up!