The Internship2013

[At Billy's house, a foreclosure notice is seen on the window; Megan, Billy's soon-to-be ex-girlfriend, is about to leave him for good]

Billy McMahon:
Come on, Megan, listen to me. Honey, let's talk about this. Is this because I'm too unselfish in bed? Because I can change it around. I'm not gonna say it's going to be easy, but I can do it. Megan, listen to me. Honey, it's always darkest before the dawn.

Megan:
No, Billy, it's not. It's actually darkest in the middle of the night.

Billy McMahon:
We have enough on the table here without arguing about proverbs.

Megan:
Look, I knew things weren't great, but to come home to a foreclosure sign?

Billy McMahon:
Can we hug it for a second?

Megan:
No!

Billy McMahon:
Can I touch it?

Megan:
No, please.

Billy McMahon:
Okay, listen. That could've been avoided if the Bob Williams deal didn't go so bad on me.

Megan:
You blew the Bob Williams deal?

Billy McMahon:
Well, it's not so much that I blew the deal as much as the company just decided to shut down and take our jobs away. Come on, listen to me, sweetheart. I promise you, I can pay for all of this.

Megan:
It's not about the money, Billy. This is about you, okay? You-you talk a big game, but you never do anything about it. It's like you say that we're going to Spain, but have I ever been to Barcelona?

Billy McMahon:
Barthelona.

Megan:
Ugh!

Billy McMahon:
And not yet, but we're going. Vaya co dios, mi amor.

Megan:
What?

Billy McMahon:
Porque esta bravo en Barthelona y fantastico!

Megan:
No, we are not going to Barthelona, okay? We have discussed going to Barthelona, but we are never going to go to Barthelona.

Billy McMahon:
Not with an attitude like that, we're not.

Megan:
Oh, God!

Billy McMahon:
Wait, do you even hear yourself?

Megan:
Yes.

Billy McMahon:
I'm glad that you got to say some of that, because we're in a relationship, and I'm just glad that we're both committed to it.

Megan:
No, do you know how badly I want to believe that, Billy? Because I've been with you for a long time and nothing ever seems to get better. Honey, you're... you're such a great guy, but you always figure out a way to screw things up and let people down. And Billy, I love you, but I'm really tired of being let down. [Megan storms out of the house and out of Billy's life for good]