The Internship2013

Nick Campbell:
Just when you think your day couldn't get any worse, it got worse.

Billy McMahon:
I feel like my day bent me over, put a ball in my mouth and f***ed me bad.

Nick Campbell:
Is it just me or does life look a lot like those hillbillies from Deliverance now? It's got me over by the tree there, just told me I had a pretty mouth. You over, squealing like a pig on all fours. I'm looking, where's Burt Reynolds with the crossbow? He's not coming. We're there. It's gonna happen. You're gonna get raped.

Billy McMahon:
You know what it is? I feel like life's inside of me. Just working, just pushing... Just going all after it. And all of a sudden, life pulls out. But he's gonna scurry up the pillow. Boom, just explodes right in my f***ing mouth.

Billy McMahon:
[the two of them notice a woman with her child on a bench, next to them] How are you?

Nick Campbell:
Hey... Hey, cute kid. How old is she?

Woman On Park Bench:
She's a boy.

Nick Campbell:
Okay.

Billy McMahon:
Still very attractive. Without pink or blue it's hard to tell, but the features are great. Maybe put him in some modeling.