The Judge2014

Hank Palmer:
Tell me what happened.

Judge Joseph Palmer:
I don't remember.

Hank Palmer:
Because you were drunk?

Judge Joseph Palmer:
No, because I *can't* remember. Don't you think I *want* to remember? I *can't*! For all I know, I never hit any thing or any body!

Hank Palmer:
So, I was in the liquor cabinet. What kind of recovering alcoholic keeps his dark, liquor cabinet?

Judge Joseph Palmer:
No, no, no, no, *recovered*. It's a reminder that I'm stronger, it holds no power over me.

Hank Palmer:
Right now, that cop Hanson is on his way to the mini-mart, to ask some scared shitless high school clerk with half a joint in his front pocket... if you had the odour of an alcoholic beverage on your breath! Did you?

Judge Joseph Palmer:
No.

Hank Palmer:
Bloodshot eyes.

Judge Joseph Palmer:
No!

Hank Palmer:
Slurred speech?

Judge Joseph Palmer:
*No!*

Dale Palmer:
[Hank slams the breaks on his car and backs into the driveway. Glenn and Dale look on, fully aware of the tension rising between the two despite not being in the car with them] They shouldn't drive together.