The Junction Boys2002

Bear Bryant:
[Johnny Haynes gets knocked over] No, no, no! Haynes, you rinky-dink! Get up!

[grabs Haynes by the pads]

Bear Bryant:
A senior, and you don't know how to whip a block? Give me a three-point stance!

Bear Bryant:
Blow the whistle, coach! [the whistle blows; Bryant knocks Haynes down hard] That's how you do it! Son, you have got to get down low underneath your man and straighten him up! [turns to the players] Now I am sick and tired of this playing grab-ass!

[notices Watts without his helmet on]

Bear Bryant:
Watts, you puke! Why is your hat off? [he headbutts Watts, giving him a bloody nose; turns to Gearhart] And you, Gearhart, you hit like a queer! I ain't done with you, boy! Get down there in a four-point stance! Go on! Pine! Where's Kenny Pine? Get in there!

Bear Bryant:
[Gearhart and Pine line up] Now you drive him, Gearhart! You put him down!

[Gearhart hits Pine weakly, but Pine can't knock Gearhart over either]

Bear Bryant:
Now, what the Hell is your problem, Pine? You're both a couple of pansies! I've seen better fightin' in a mouse trap!