The Last Hungry Cat1961

Hitchcock-type Narrator:
Are you nervous, pussycat?

Sylvester:
Yep.

Hitchcock-type Narrator:
Why don't you try reading? That always helps.

Sylvester:
Yeah. Yeah, that's a good idea, and besides, reading is good for you.

[picks a book from the shelf, sits down and reads it]

Sylvester:
Once upon a time there lived three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird, and a cute little... blue eyed... baby bird.

[drops the book and screams]