The League of Gentlemen's Apocalypse2005

Bernice:
[inside the confessional] Sometimes do you touch yourself in a way that... seems forbidden?

Extra:
[looks shame-faced at her feet]

Bernice:
I'll take that as a yes. Now love, you might ask what harm can come from a young maiden such as yourself being drawn toward this... attractive Chevalier. To find yourself opening like a beautiful flower in the warmth of the morning sun; enjoying the simple blossoming of womanhood. Bullshit!

Extra:
[looking panic-stricken and confused]

Bernice:
You come in here with your fishy fingers all over my communion wafers, slinging your jelly every hour God sends! Go on - get stuffed! You should be digusted with yourself! Go play stinky pinky somewhere else!