Cars 22011

[Mater exposes Axlerod as the Lemon Mastermind]

Miles Axlerod:
What? Me? You've got to be crazy.

Mater:
I figured it out when I realized y'all attached this tickin' time bomb with Whitworth bolts. The same bolts that hold together that old British engine from the photograph. Holley, show that picture.

Holley Shiftwell:
Okay. [brings up the image]

Mater:
And then I remembered what they say about old British engines. If there ain't no oil under 'em, there ain't no oil in 'em.

Miles Axlerod:
What is he talking about?

Mater:
It was you leaking oil at the party in Japan. [flashback of Mater leaking oil] You just blamed it on me.

Miles Axlerod:
Electric cars don't use oil, you twit.

Mater:
Then you're faking it. You didn't convert to no electric. We pop that hood, we gonna see that engine from that picture right there.

[Axlerod, realizing that Mater knows the truth, backs away]

Miles Axlerod:
This lorry's crazy! He's gonna kill us all! [panicking] STAY AWAY!

Holley Shiftwell:
But Sir Axlerod created the race, Mater. Why would he want to hurt anyone?

Mater:
To make Allinol look bad so that everyone would go back to using oil. I mean, he said it himself with that dee-sguised voice.

Miles Axlerod:
Dee-sguised voice? What are you talking about? YOU'RE NUTS, YOU ARE!

Prince Wheeliam:
This is going nowhere fast. We really should go, Grandmother.

The Queen:
One moment. I'd like to see where this is going.

[Bomb countdown reaches 00:
29]

Finn McMissile:
Mater, he created Allinol!

Mater:
Yeah, but what if he found that huge oil field just as the world was trying to find something else? What if he came up with Allinol just to make alternative fuel look bad?

[Bomb countdown reaches 00:
19, 00:18]

Miles Axlerod:
What if?! You're basing this on a "what if"?!

Security Guard:
OK, that's it! Lads, clear out! [The Queen and spectators evacuate]

Miles Axlerod:
Wait, somebody save me! The lorry's crazy! KEEP AWAY, YOU IDIOT!

Finn McMissile:
Mater?! [Bomb countdown reaches 00:10. Mater stands his ground, glaring at Axlerod]

Holley Shiftwell:
Mater!

Miles Axlerod:
Someone do something! [everyone braces for the explosion] YOU'RE INSANE, YOU ARE! [Bomb countdown reaches 00:03] DEACTIVATE!!!!

[Bomb countdown stops at 00:
01, causing it to say "Voice Accepted"]

Bomb Computer:
Bomb deactivated. Have a nice day, Sir Axlerod.

[Mater smiles in satisfaction. Axlerod is shocked at what he said, as police cars approach to arrest him. Mater pops open Axlerod's hood, revealing the V8 engine]

Finn McMissile:
The engine from the photo.

Holley Shiftwell:
It's a perfect match. [brings up the image and does a match between the one and Axlerod's]

Miles Axlerod:
How did the tow truck figure it out? [gets taken away by the police]

Lightning McQueen:
It's official, you're coming to all my races from now on.

Mater:
Now you're talking! [they tire bump]