The Lonely Guy1984

Warren Evans:
You know what gets me? I go to get a haircut, they charge me, like, four bucks, which is the same amount of money they would charge anybody to come in. But say a guy like Michael Landon goes into the shop where I go, they would charge him four bucks, yet he's got, like, a hundred times more hair than I do. By rights, they should be charging Michael Landon like four hundred dollars.

Larry Hubbard:
Yeah, but they don't charge you by how much hair you've got. They're paid to make it look good with what you've got.

Warren Evans:
Well, I don't even know if they've done *that*.