The Lonely Guy1984

Larry Hubbard:
You know, the guys who always keep their hair are the guys who have no use for it at all, they're not trying to impress anybody.

Warren Evans:
Who's that?

Larry Hubbard:
Like bums. You ever seen a bald bum? They always have a beautiful head of hair.

Warren Evans:
Why is that?

Larry Hubbard:
I think it's because they never wash it. It's the only time you ever see your hair fall out is after you take your shower and you wash your hair, there's a bunch of hair laying there.

Warren Evans:
You mean if I'd never washed my hair, I'd have a full head of hair?

Larry Hubbard:
Of course, they could lose their hair, too. Maybe it just stays in.

Warren Evans:
It's just locked in there. If they ever washed it, they could be bald bums.