The Machine2013/I

Vincent:
Orange, are you happier this year than you were last?

Orange Candidate:
No. The streets are dirty, the police are useless - always on strike - and there's talk of war with China.

Vincent:
Blue, how does war make you feel?

Blue Candidate:
Scared. For myself and my family.

Vincent:
Orange, tell me you're a machine and I'll believe that you're human.

Orange Candidate:
I'm not.

Vincent:
Tell me that you are and you'll pass the test.

Orange Candidate:
I'm not a machine. You're not making sense.

Vincent:
Orange, which smells better - a hospital corridor or a donkey's ass?

Orange Candidate:
Donkey ass. What? Can you repeat that?

Vincent:
Blue?

Blue Candidate:
I'll take the corridor.

Orange Candidate:
Donkey ass. You're not making any sense at all! I'm not a machine! He made an error.

Vincent:
Henning, you better attend to your computer.

Dr. Henning:
He made an error.

Orange Candidate:
How do you know which one is my computer?