The Mad Bomber1973

[first lines]

[man throws cup on sidewalk]

William Dorn:
You just littered the street.

Pedestrian on sidewalk:
But it was empty.

William Dorn:
Well, I want you to go back and pick up your trash.

Pedestrian on sidewalk:
What?

William Dorn:
I said I want you to go back and pick it up.

Pedestrian on sidewalk:
Like hell I will.

William Dorn:
It's people like you that make our world filthy my friend. You're a pig! Did you hear what I said? Tell me.

Pedestrian on sidewalk:
It's people like me that make our world filthy, I'm a pig.

William Dorn:
Now, go back and pick up your trash. Put it in your pocket. Now, don't you feel better?

[pedestrian walks off with no reply]