The Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper2005

Skipper:
Hold on a second! Something's missing!

Kowalski:
Cranberries: check! Eggnog: check!

Skipper:
Give me a headcount.

Kowalski:
[grabs abacus] We have three heads, sir!

Skipper:
Where's the private?

Kowalski:
Unknown sir! It would appear that he's

[grabs milk carton]

Kowalski:
missing!

[shows milk carton with a big 'missing' advert for the private]

Skipper:
Missing? Hoover Dam! Wait, there he is. He just went to bed. [pulls off sheets, revealing a bowling pin underneath] What the... [slapping the pin] What have you do with Private? Talk, Mister!

Kowalski:
Skipper, over here.

Skipper:
[to pin] I'll deal with you later.