The Magic Christian

     

The Magic Christian1969

Stars: Peter Sellers, Ringo Starr, Isabel Jeans, Caroline Blakiston
Genre: Comedy
Rating: M
Runtime: 92 minutes

The Magic Christian may refer to: Magic Christian (magician) (born 1945) Magic Christian Music, an album by Badfinger featuring three songs from the 1969 film The Magic Christian (film), a 1969 film The Magic Christian (novel), a 1959 comic novel … more »


Sir Herbert:
[pleads with Laurence, the ship's doctor] If you could please just give me some tranquilizers...

Laurence F*ggot:
Escape into drugs? Mask your fears in an artificial fog? Oh, surely you can't be serious.

Sir Herbert:
Oh, well... give me some decent English aspirin!

Laurence F*ggot:
[pulls out a lit marijuana joint] Here, Sir Herb, try this. It's just what the doctor ordered.

Sir Herbert:
What is it?

Laurence F*ggot:
It's cannabis, Sir Herb. [inhales, then, choked] It'll tighten your wig.

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