The Man Who Loved2008

Big Mike:
You know what's a sure sign to prove you're cool? Having awesome facial hair.

Mariya:
But some of us can't grow facial hair...

Big Mike:
You're not trying.

Mariya:
Well, I have big b*obs, and that's pretty cool.

Big Mike:
Then I'm still cool, because I'm packing both.

Ryan:
Wouldn't that then make Santa Claus the coolest one of all?

J. D.:
Hell, yeah, man; I'm down with the Claus.

Ryan:
I like Santa Claus, because he brings you presents. Unless you've been bad; then he brings you coal.