The Mask1994

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
Ipkiss? Stanley Ipkiss?

Stanley Ipkiss:
Yes?

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
Lt. Kellaway, city precinct. You know anything about the disturbance last night?

Stanley Ipkiss:
Dis... turbance?

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
Yeah, some kind of prowler broke in and attacked Mrs. Peenman.

Stanley Ipkiss:
Attacked?

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
You didn't hear anything? She unloaded a couple of rounds of buckshot 5 feet from your door.

[Stanley sees Mrs. Peenman complaining about big hole in floor]

Stanley Ipkiss:
This is... impossible.

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
Those pajamas are impossible. This actually happened.

Stanley Ipkiss:
See, I have an inner ear problem. Sometimes I can't hear anything.

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
Is that a fact?

Stanley Ipkiss:
Eh? [laughs]

Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway:
Here's my card. If you remember anything unusual about last night, anything at all, call me.

Stanley Ipkiss:
You betcha. Thank you. And good luck... cracking the case.