The Meaning of Life1983

Strange Man:
I wonder where that fish has gone!

Transvestite:
You did love it so! You looked after it like a son!

Strange Man:
[Bends perplexingly long arms]

Strange Man:
And it went... where-ever I... did go!

Transvestite:
Is it in the cupboard?

Audience:
Yes! Yes!

Transvestite:
Wouldn't you like to know? It was a lovely little fish!

Transvestite:
And it went... where-ever I... did go!

Audience:
It's behind the sofa!

Transvestite:
Where can that fish be?

Audience:
Have you searched the drawers in the bureau?

Transvestite:
[a strange, half-elephant/half-man creature wanders up out of nowhere holding a drinks tray]

Transvestite:
It was a most elusive fish.

Strange Man:
[twists the brass handles on the transvestite's corset]

Strange Man:
And it went... where-ever I... did go!

Transvestite:
Ohhh! Fishy, fishy, fishy, fish!

Strange Man:
A fish, a fish, a fish, a fishy, ohhh!

Transvestite:
Ohhh, fishy, fishy, fishy, fish!

Strange Man:
[Pulls the plug attached on the transvestite's corset]

Strange Man:
That went... where-ever I... did go!

Audience:
Look up his trunks! Yes, in his trousers!