The Meaning of Life1983

Humphrey:
Now, sex. Sex, sex, sex. Where were we?

[pupils can't remember]

Humphrey:
Well, had I got as far as the penis entering the vagina?

Pupils:
Uh, no, sir. No, sir.

Humphrey:
Well, had I done foreplay?

Pupils:
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

Humphrey:
Ah. Well, as we all know all about foreplay, no doubt you can tell me what the purpose of foreplay is. Biggs.

Biggs:
Um, don't know. Sorry, sir.

Humphrey:
Carter?

Carter:
Oh. Uh, was it taking your clothes off, sir?

Humphrey:
Well, a-and after that?

Wymer:
[Misunderstanding] Oh! Putting them on a lower peg, sir.

[Humphrey chucks an object at Wymer for his stupidity]

Humphrey:
The purpose of foreplay is to cause the vagina to lubricate so that the penis can penetrate more easily.