The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader2010

Eustace:
[pointing at Reepicheep] That giant rat thing just tried to claw my face off!

Reepicheep:
I was merely trying to expel the water from your lungs, sir.

Eustace:
It talks! Did you hear that? Did anyone just hear that? It just talked!

Crewmember:
It always talks.

Caspian:
Actually, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.

Reepicheep:
The moment there is nothing to be said, your Highness, I promise you, I will not say it.

Eustace:
I don't know what kind of prank this is, but I want to wake up right now!

Reepicheep:
Perhaps we could throw him back?

'[Edmund looks as if he's considering this option]

Lucy:
Edmund!

Eustace:
I demand to know just where the blazes am I?

[Tavros, a Minotaur approaches]

Tavros:
You're on the Dawn Treader, the finest ship in Narnia's navy. [Eustace faints in shock, prompting laughter from the crew] Was it something I said?